a few lessons from my friends

Using the phrase "It is what it is" makes you less attractive - Becca

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not break. - Katie C.


When someone asks if you wants more dessert, always say yes. And if they ask you to take some home? Say yes to that, too. - Caitlyn

No matter how hard you try to avoid it, the juice from your fruit cup WILL get all over you. - Kelly

If you come home in the night, wake up your wife and let her know... otherwise she might think you're an intruder, jump out of bed, fall down the stairs and run to a neighbor's house and call 9-11. - Amber and Elliott

Cheese does not count as a topping on a pizza. - Heather

If your guests throw birdseed at you when you leave your wedding, ask them to toss it gently, not hurl it at you. - Amy

hehe. poor justin and amy! photo by Alicia White

Never turn down a free hot dog. - me